one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared
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Hey, spell icup. Heh. You just got owned fricken idiot.
op had to spell icup to make this post
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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
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This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!
Blue’s Clues, 1996:
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